Current mood:	hungry
Current music:	"Strawberry Swing" - Coldplay
Entry tags:	art, josh, lol, wtf

My Thursday night, in conversation and with footnotes!
heartofmarkness: So, Josh and I went to FIRST THURSDAYS*
artsychickucf: OH shit those ppl are crazy
heartofmarkness: LIKE STRAWS
artsychickucf: Like, that's where all the crazies goes on thurs.
heartofmarkness: and Thornton Park girls!!^
artsychickucf: yeah and the fucking 15 dollars to TASTE a tiny bit of food and wine. here try this paraogie, it's from a box but we put a fancy leaf so you'll pay 15 dollars
heartofmarkness: well, i paid the ten bucks for a glass of wine and a glass of champagne, but hello, I'm me
artsychickucf: HAHA it’s the only way you would have survived
heartofmarkness: omg some lady TOUCHED ME AT THE DOOR. she looked at my dimple and she TOUCHED IT and said "THAT'S WHERE AN ANGEL TOUCHED YOU"
artsychickucf: Ohhhh HELLLL NOOOOOO
heartofmarkness: dude. i was like "Did...did....wait...did you just TOUCH ME????"
artsychickucf: THEYRE ALL ON DRUGS
heartofmarkness: omg, and the paintings. SO BAD. the theme this month was POLITICS AND RELIGION
artsychickucf: WHAT THE FUCK
heartofmarkness: so there were lots of photoshop filtered traced paintings of obama/mccain/hilary in CAMO and virgin marys holding cell phones

* = First Thursdays is an Orlando art community event. You can submit some paintings and have them selected to appear in a juried show that is held on the first Thursday of every month. I've never been to this before, but as I quickly discovered, it is CRACKED OUT. Josh's painting was by far the best thing in the room.

^ = Thornton Park girls are the Orlando equivalent of a Laguna Bitch. They're anorexic. They're orange. None of their natural hair colors are blonde, but that doesn't seem to stand in their way. And if they're there for the art, then I'll eat pussy.